Subject: Re: OT Baning
Author: The Old Bloke
Date: 16 Jul
Ref:


"Nick O'Tyme" <nospammellorc@msn.com> wrote in message
news:487ddd18$0$29810$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
> "Mad Mike" <mconron@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:697c878a-a5f1-45c9-9a33-86d952ac179a@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 16, 2:49 am, "The Old Bloke" <gra...@microsft.com> wrote:
>> "Mad Mike" <mcon...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:264a4a4c-bb48-49b2-a833-15c897c93302@26g2000hsk.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jul 15, 9:43 am, "The Old Bloke" <gra...@microsft.com> wrote:
>>
>> > I went to one of Aus largest banks today to deposit $50,000. I was
>> > turned
>> > away because I didn't have an appointment to deposit money!
>>
>> > No wonder banks are struggling
>>
>> Hey....maybe the bank official was doing you a favor. Sort of a
>> "special signal" to not make the deposit since it was planing on
>> closing the next day...woo,woo,woo!!
>> ============
>>
>> Hi MM, and others,
>>
>> My wife and I are retired and our sole income is from our savings. With
>> the
>> turmoil in banking around the world and the plunging shares (I think you
>> call them stocks), I am getting a little wobbly. The Aus Gov has just
>> passed a law guaranteeing "up" to $20,000 per depositor should a bank
>> default. Whooppie. That would put a hole in my retirement!
>>
>> So we have started spreading our cash holdings through a few different
>> banks
>> till the world's financial crisis runs its course.
>>
>> I have been watching the Fannie Mae debacle. (Fannie is a very rude word
>> in
>> Aus, being a name of female genitals lol We piss ourselves with laughter
>> when we hear people talking about their fanny bags!). If I understand
>> correctly, the housing assets are now worth $300B less than the
>> outstanding
>> loans.(for the *two* banks involved). In Aus, banks are not required to
>> release such financial detail. The scale will be smaller, but I am sure
>> the
>> same thing is happening here. Our 5 biggest banks have seen their share
>> value halve in recent months. One has gone from $35 to $6 (Babcock)
>>
>> Ominously, the bulk of the money that Aussie banks lend, is in fact
>> sourced
>> from the USA, who source it from the Arabs (our petrol money!), the
>> Japanese, Chinese, etc. If these latter countries turn off the money tap
>> ....
>>
>> Regards
>> Doug
>
> Doug, I know how we can solve the disgusting name of Fannie Mae.
> Rename it "Ass Mae" :)
> MM
>
> Then in Oz it would be "Arse Mae". An ass is a donkey. :-)
>
Nick, you beat me to it! Yes it is "arse", as in the Aussie saying, "pig's
arse!" (which is the same as "Bullshit")



OT Baning
15 JulThe Old Bloke
15 Jul|- Vernon Balbert
15 Jul|- RandyL
15 Jul|- ManhattanMan
15 Jul|  \ Dallas
16 Jul|     \ TOCA
16 Jul|        |- Peter
16 Jul|        |  |- TOCA
17 Jul|        |  \ The Old Bloke
16 Jul|        |- Nick O'Tyme
16 Jul|        |  \ Mxsmanic
16 Jul|        \ Mxsmanic
15 Jul|- Mad Mike
16 Jul|  \ The Old Bloke
16 Jul|     |- scott s.
16 Jul|     \ Mad Mike
16 Jul|        \ Nick O'Tyme
16 Jul|           \ The Old Bloke
15 Jul|- Loek
15 Jul|- WayPoint
16 Jul|  |- Martin C
16 Jul|  \ Dauphin de Vie…
16 Jul|     |- Vernon Balbert
16 Jul|     \ Mxsmanic
16 Jul|- Tom Garrett
16 Jul|  \ Dallas
16 Jul\ Dallas
16 Jul   |- The Old Bloke
16 Jul   |  \ donbutts
16 Jul   |     \ Peter
16 Jul   |        \ The Old Bloke
16 Jul   |- Mad Mike
17 Jul   \ John Ward