"Mad Mike" wrote:
> Marcel, I don't use English or Metric system...all far too complicated
> for me. I use the:
>
> VIKING HORN SYSTEM.
>
> It is all based on the unit of the HORN. For instance:
>
> A standard meter equals about 2.2 horns
>
> I am 2300 horns from downtown Champaign, IL
>
> When I used to go to the bars in my younger years, I would hear the
> girls talk about "That guy is a "one horner"
>
> There eyes would really light up when they mentioned another guy was a
> TWO HORNER....that was impresive to them.
>
> Me?....I am about a 1/10th horner......They were never impressed
> with that.
>
> Hope I clarified things for ya.
You're one of those guys that really takes the bull by the horn, eh? :-)
Viking Horn System.
I like that! It goes with my tattoos.
So if the Viking Horn System is your answer to the Metric System, then
Thor's Hammer must be your version of calculus. :-))
By the way...worshipers of the Viking Gods are claiming rights to have
their own burial ground. Crazy Scandinavians. They really live by the horn.
I don't wanna be around these guys when they've had one too many. :-)
Marcel, Amsterdam, The Netherlands (HC153VE)
"That hit is his way of saying 'I see your shamalama and raise you a
dingdong!'"
